In college, breaks are something to be cherished – however, just like napping, or preparing fine cuisine within the DH, you need some experience and some practice to really become a master.
So, to help guide you on your path to transcendence at Furman, here are a few key tips.
-Only a fool does laundry the two weeks before a break. Turn those shirts inside-out and use Mom and Dad’s laundry detergent.
-You’re going to want to greet the family dog first, but this will irritate the people who are paying for your college tuition for some reason. Your dog will understand.
-If you’re bored on the way home, call and catch up with old friends. If you’re near Christmastime, call and catch up with relatives.
-Make sure your Easter eggs are painted cooler than everyone else’s so your parents don’t start doubting the worth of your degree.